I’ve ‘eard Alice whistling the tunes aboard the Kestrel, proud as a peacock I were, to know I been such a good influence.īy the light of a candle I happened to spy Since she was a nipper, used to perch on me knee and I’d sing her a ditty or two, didn’t I? Not that dull patriotic rubbish, mind you, proper songs like ‘Ere’s to the Grog and Lily White Thighs. Damfino why, I am more quiet than a nun what took vows of silence, ‘onest Guv, you’ll find me jaws are locked tighter than the creamy thighs of a…… Yes, quite, so you can tell us something about Miss Kittyhawk? How long have you known her? Alice asked me to come, said I’d be better at it cause I never shut me sauce-box. No offense, but I was expecting one Miss Alice Kittyhawk… erm… Mister…?Ĭap’n Fitzsimmons Noakes, at your service. We were actually hoping to interview Miss Alice Kittyhawk about her adventures, but she had pressing obligations in London and sent Captain Noakes in her stead.Ĭaptain Noakes has a peculiar way of speaking which might sound a bit odd to modern ears, and we suspect that this particular interview is NSFW. Dear readers, tonight with me is Fitzsimmons Noakes, the modest captain of the airship ‘The Centennial Kestrel’, the fastest Channel-Runner in business I am told.
0 Comments
Leave a Reply. |